Good ol’ Roger Ebert, who seems to be entering a golden age of “I Just Don’t Give A F*ck,” has donned his stethoscope and his rubber gloves. He is this week’s Dr. Go-Offsky. Sit back and enjoy as he diagnoses and destroys Bill O’Reilly, the yelly guy from Fox.

Dr. Go-Offsky, we have sterilized the examination room, you may now go off:

I understand you believe one of the Sun-Times misdemeanors was dropping your syndicated column. My editor informs me that “very few” readers complained about the disappearance of your column, adding, “many more complained about Nancy.” I know I did. That was the famous Ernie Bushmiller comic strip in which Sluggo explained that “wow” was “mom” spelled upside-down.

LOL, best summary of Nancy ever.

Bill O’Reilly, I’m begging you, PLEASE pick a fight with Roger Ebert. Please do that.